Terms of Service

Last updated: August 15, 2026 · Site: dleagues.com

IMPORTANT: By accessing, loading, playing, or otherwise using Dildo League Baseball or any related pages on dleagues.com (the “Service”), you agree to these Terms of Service (“Terms”) and our Privacy Policy. If you do not agree, do not use the Service.

1. Acceptance

These Terms form a binding agreement between you (“you,” “user”) and the operator of dleagues.com (“we,” “us,” “Operator”). Use of the Service constitutes acceptance. Continued use after changes constitutes acceptance of the revised Terms.

2. Eligibility (18+)

The Service is intended only for adults age eighteen (18) or older. By using the Service you represent and warrant that you are at least 18 years of age and have legal capacity to enter this agreement. If you are under 18, you must leave immediately.

3. Free, as-is entertainment

The Service is provided free of charge for personal, non-commercial entertainment only. Optional tips, donations, or payments (including via third-party processors such as PayPal) are voluntary gifts and create no purchase contract, warranty, subscription, or entitlement unless we expressly state otherwise in writing.

4. Adult content; your responsibility

The Service contains crude, sexual, vulgar, offensive, and satirical content. You access it voluntarily. You are solely responsible for ensuring that accessing such content is legal where you are and for any consequences of your use.

5. License to use

We grant you a limited, revocable, non-exclusive, non-transferable license to access and play the game for personal entertainment. You may not copy, reverse engineer, resell, scrape, attack, or commercially exploit the Service except as allowed by mandatory law.

6. No warranties

THE SERVICE IS PROVIDED “AS IS” AND “AS AVAILABLE” WITHOUT WARRANTIES OF ANY KIND, EXPRESS OR IMPLIED, INCLUDING MERCHANTABILITY, FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE, TITLE, NON-INFRINGEMENT, ACCURACY, OR UNINTERRUPTED/ERROR-FREE OPERATION. WE DO NOT WARRANT THAT THE SERVICE WILL MEET YOUR EXPECTATIONS OR BE FREE OF BUGS, VIRUSES, OR DATA LOSS.

7. Limitation of liability

TO THE MAXIMUM EXTENT PERMITTED BY LAW, WE AND OUR OWNERS, AFFILIATES, CONTRACTORS, AND HOSTS SHALL NOT BE LIABLE FOR ANY INDIRECT, INCIDENTAL, SPECIAL, CONSEQUENTIAL, EXEMPLARY, OR PUNITIVE DAMAGES, OR ANY LOSS OF PROFITS, DATA, GOODWILL, OR OTHER INTANGIBLE LOSSES, ARISING OUT OF OR RELATED TO YOUR USE OF OR INABILITY TO USE THE SERVICE, WHETHER BASED IN CONTRACT, TORT, STRICT LIABILITY, OR OTHERWISE, EVEN IF ADVISED OF THE POSSIBILITY.

OUR TOTAL LIABILITY FOR ANY CLAIM ARISING OUT OF THE SERVICE SHALL NOT EXCEED THE GREATER OF (A) THE AMOUNT YOU PAID US DIRECTLY FOR THE SERVICE IN THE TWELVE (12) MONTHS BEFORE THE CLAIM (IF ANY), OR (B) TEN U.S. DOLLARS (US $10). BECAUSE THE SERVICE IS FREE, THAT AMOUNT IS OFTEN ZERO.

8. Release and waiver

To the fullest extent permitted by applicable law, you release and forever discharge us from any and all claims, demands, damages, losses, and causes of action of every kind, known or unknown, arising out of or related to your use of the Service, including content you find offensive, technical failures, third-party services, or scores/leaderboards.

If you are a California resident, you waive California Civil Code § 1542 (and similar laws), which states that a general release does not extend to claims that the releasing party does not know or suspect to exist at the time of executing the release.

9. Indemnification

You agree to defend, indemnify, and hold us harmless from any claims, damages, losses, and expenses (including reasonable attorneys’ fees) arising out of your use of the Service, your violation of these Terms, or your violation of any law or third-party right.

10. User content and leaderboards

If you submit a name, score, or other content, you grant us a worldwide, royalty-free license to display and store it for operation of the Service. Do not submit personal data of others, illegal content, or anything you do not have rights to submit. We may remove content at our discretion.

11. Third-party services

The Service may link to or use third parties (e.g., payment processors, analytics, CDNs, fonts). We are not responsible for third-party terms, privacy practices, or failures. Your dealings with third parties are solely between you and them.

12. No professional advice

Nothing on the Service is legal, medical, or professional advice.

13. Termination

We may suspend or terminate access at any time, for any reason or no reason, without notice or liability. Provisions that by nature should survive (including disclaimers, limitations, releases, and indemnity) survive termination.

14. Governing law; disputes

These Terms are governed by the laws of the State of Ohio, United States, without regard to conflict-of-law rules, except where mandatory consumer law of your residence requires otherwise.

Informal resolution: Before filing a claim, you agree to contact us and attempt good-faith resolution for 30 days.

Arbitration / court: To the extent permitted by law, any dispute shall be resolved individually in the state or federal courts located in Ohio, and you consent to personal jurisdiction there. You waive any right to participate in a class action to the extent such waiver is enforceable.

Some jurisdictions do not allow certain limitations; in those places, our liability is limited to the maximum extent permitted.

15. Changes

We may update these Terms at any time by posting a new version on this page. The “Last updated” date will change. Continued use after posting constitutes acceptance.

16. Entire agreement; severability

These Terms and the Privacy Policy are the entire agreement regarding the Service. If any provision is held unenforceable, the remainder remains in effect. Failure to enforce a provision is not a waiver.

17. Contact

Questions about these Terms: contact the site operator via the contact method published on dleagues.com (including any tip/payment related contact you already use for the project).

This document is a protective template and does not create an attorney-client relationship. Laws vary by jurisdiction; consult a licensed attorney for advice specific to your situation.

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